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Another Zombie Movie:
4/26/2005


Great... Great...

The Sci-Fi Channel has another Dead Movie to unleash on us. Am I the only one getting a little toasted on really bad zombie movies?

We need a new really good zombie movie. I suggest "Jerry of the Dead".

A truck loaded with our favorite toxic goop runs off road and overturns on Jerry Garcia's grave. Jerry now springs out and decides to bring the band back together. On the way he stops by Bob Marley's and Janis Joplin's graves to get some musical back up. Yes, he builds an army of "dead heads", both figuratively and literally. And nothing could be funnier than stoned hippy zombies with a bad case of the munchies. Jerry and the crew of the now truly Grateful Dead hop on the bus for "long strange trip" with a map marked with the route to Woodstock. This brings us to the last scene, an outdoor concert there the 60's are if not reborn, then remembered. Best yet, lot's of lunching on yuppies and zombie groupies.

This could work, it would be funny, original yet still have zombies. Remember Sci-Fi, I thought it up first, so send me a cut. Good Luck.

Note: Stuff

You know it's funny how monster movies run in cycles.