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The Best Joke Ever:
In a little park outside Paris two statues faced each other across the path. One statue was an heroic
statue of a man. People passing by and looking were inspired to fight great battles for justice. The second
statue was of a beautiful woman. People passing by and looking were inspired to act with mercy and kindness.
For 300 years they stood inspiring great deeds in those passing by. A angel saw this and decided reward was in order. Standing between the statues the angel said "For inspiring mankind you will granted a minute of life for each year you have given mankind."
The statues stretched out of their pose, looked at each other, and a smile formed. Of they ran into the
bushes where all you could hear was thrashing and birds scattering. After 15 minutes they reappeared hand in
hand smiling to the angel.
The angel now smiling himself said, "you do have 15 more minutes".
The woman statue smiled widely, turned and looked into the man statues eyes and said "this time you hold
the bird and I'll shit on him".